A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let it grow in my neighbor’s yard.

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemora…”

“From a distance it looked like a dog, but it was just a smashed and beaten box.…”

“I think Starbucks would go out of business if more people were to Superglue the…”

“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 …”