A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires.

“I don’t break wind—I repair it. I am the anti politician, because when one spea…”

“She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond …”

“If I told you I don’t tell lies, that itself would be a lie.”

“I met a man named Birthday. I didn’t tell him when I was born, because I though…”