A writer must be a lifelong reader to be good. And if you want to be a great writer, I’d suggest trying to live a long life by reading the ingredients of the foods you buy.

“A blanket could be used to teach geography to a sleeping man. Better do it quic…”

“I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unlea…”

“The last time I saw love was in my imagination while reading a book on Thomas J…”

“If my name were Oscar, I’d want to be an actor and win my namesake award and ta…”