A writer should be a recluse. Why share words with a few friends in the moment when they can be written down in solitude and shared with everybody at any time?

“I’ll jump off a bluff, or a cliff, so don’t call my bluff, or call me Cliff.”

“In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help…”

“She puts the “She” in Sheila. Who am I talking about? Why, Sheila, of course. I…”

“Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate while wearing boxing gloves? It g…”