A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coincidence? Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.” “A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspec…” “Don’t leave me with her. What if her car breaks down, she’s a killer, or she br…” “I met two twins, each named Dakota. I nicknamed the older one North, and the yo…”