Aaron Burr was probably a cold man.

“I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that rea…”

“Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savin…”

“Her boyfriend can’t hold a candle to me. Especially not while I’m holding the s…”

“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibr…”