Abnormal is so common, it's practically normal.

“Skipping school isn't a crime. It's an infraction. They're totally different.”

“Your problem is, you're trying to understand it. You need to just do it.”

“The good news (for writers) is that this means that ebooks on computers are mor…”

“Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free—and we're not. Guess…”