About money-grubbing women, here’s my stance: Bring on the gold diggers. I’ve got nothing to offer but pyrite.

“If you ask me if I know how to speak Latin, I’ll say, “No, it’s all Greek to me.”

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”

“The road to hell isn't paved with gold, it's paved with faith. Faith in a dolla…”

“A brick could be used to illustrate the seriousness of the situation. You’ll kn…”