After a lot of stalling and posturing, I finally admitted I had feelings for her. Most notably I felt anger and resentment, and a few less positive emotions.

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”

“I found panties in the chimney, and they’re not mine. They must belong to a fir…”

“I’m great at making love, at least for the first 20 bucks, and for about 30 min…”

“A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person dro…”