After about eight hours, I lose my focus and all of the sudden I find myself not being able to sleep at all. It’s as if I’ve temporarily lost my skill for laying still and doing nothing.

“If you put a long-haired wig on and ask nicely, I might sit on your back and ri…”

“The proper response to “I love you” is never “what, when, where, why, and how,”…”

“I’m very proud of my body of work. You should see it naked sometime.”

“I ate a half a cookie, but not because I wanted to. I ate it out of necessity.”