After being videotaped, I found that I talk a lot with my hands. Especially if my hands are covered with socks. I guess I get really nervous on first dates.

“An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.”

“I’m lyrically illiterate. Actually, more accurately, I can’t read music.”

“Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I …”

“I didn’t chug the hairspray because I’m an alcoholic. I drank it to style my th…”