After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause an earthquake (plate tectonics).

“I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.”

“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”

“I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I …”

“Love doesn’t just have arms to embrace you; it also has arms that attach to the…”