After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears act like sails and carry the conversation.

“When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean.…”

“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal …”

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems rid…”

“I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s…”