After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography.

“Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m co…”

“I’m reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the world’s first steam-powered…”

“My high school principal, Mr. Heisenberg, was the uncertain principal.”

“I was laughing in the park, when I saw some fool throwing what I thought was a …”