After months of training, I broke the record. Then right after that I celebrated by scratching all my CDs.

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we co…”

“I’m very careful with political statements. When I bash the Republicans, I know…”

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not …”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”