After my bad experience as a kite, I simply refused to go about as a glowing Sadie-headed chicken. That’s fine for Carter, but I have standards.

“OPEN WITH CARE. TRIPPLE G RANCH IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROPERTY DAMAGE, MAIMING…”

“Hello!” The girl in the blood-red dress beamed at Leo. “Are you Dionysus?”There…”

“A surgeon would never hesitate to amputate a rotting hand, no matter how faithf…”

“I turned to Thalia. ‘I’ll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?’She sigh…”