After we made love, I didn’t want her to leave. At least not before she did the dishes.

“Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body l…”

“At the hospital, I won’t be in fair condition. I’ll be in unfair condition, and…”

“Sandwiches come in shrink-wrap—therefore, I must masturbate with gloves on. Lun…”

“I don’t believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confus…”