After years of searching, I finally found love. I found it in the unlikeliest of places: My best friend’s bed, right after he leaves for work every morning.

“Instead of making trash cans cylinder shaped, they should make the mold look mo…”

“A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming …”

“Knowing where you come from is just as important as knowing who you aren’t. You…”

“And benefits? Just getting to breathe the same air as the distinguished guests …”