Agatha’s older than I was when I was her age.

“I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.”

“The night before I’m murdered,” said the voice over in my head, “will be at noo…”

“Turn the fan off when I’m talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it di…”

“The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t aro…”