Age is just a number. So is my area code.


“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d…”

“US highways are in such disrepair that instead of repaving, they should just mo…”

“Signs offer a way to speak, yet keep the room perfectly silent.”

“I wore a suit to the interview—a bathing suit. I didn’t get the job as a lifegu…”