Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

“It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense”

“I believe our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the m…”

“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have…”

“A dog is der Hund the dog; a women is die Frau the wom[an]; a horse is das Pfer…”