Ah, the good ol’ days. I remember those days. That was before your time. It was before my time too, because I didn’t have a watch, and I hadn’t been born yet.

“If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d …”

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemora…”

“I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that…”

“Sometimes I’ll read a book and feel it was written just for me. Then I’ll flip …”