[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.

“Inspiration comes when you stick your elbows on the table, your bottom on the c…”

“The cinema began as an invention for entertaining the illiterate masses. Fifty …”

“There are yokels out there who think that if they touch a woman's behind and sh…”

“Time does to the body what stupidity does to the soul”