Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass

“..it’s not impossible that a car full of scantily clad sorority girls might bre…”

“Promises. I was drowning in promises.”

“Can you ever get off for good behavior?" he joked.I gave him what I hoped was a…”

“Sage, aren't you guys supposed to have uniforms? This looks like what you usual…”