All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imagination, and a box of markers.

“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even …”

“The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?”

“A brick could be used as a PRA, or Person Replacement Apparatus. Just give the …”

“Today is 8-9-10. August, 9, 2010. So hooray for Chronologically Ascending Day!”