All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system.

“I think a great book title would be “Ida Says ‘I do’ in Idaho.” It would be abo…”

“I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt…”

“My penis is so long that my urethra—not including my bladder—just my urethra, c…”

“It’s December in Florida, and there are still a few leaves clinging on the bran…”