All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

“Two days ago, Tuesday at 10:10 am, I gave birth to a bagel. And God commanded m…”

“I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my …”

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used…”

“When he misbehaves, I’ll clap and then point at my cat, as if transmitting the …”