All men are jerks, all women are psychotic.

“The visitor from outer space made a serious study of Christianity, to learn, if…”

“As an old, old man, Trout would be asked by Dr. Thor Lembrig, the Secretary-Gen…”

“Roses are red,And ready for plucking,You're sixteen,And ready for high school.”

“The letter said that they were two feet high, and green, and shaped like plumbe…”