Alliteration Day took place on 1/1/11. So did Repetition Day and the Day of the One.

“The sun is a flower, and it burns my goddamn nostrils like the scent of love, w…”

“I won’t bring you a single rose to be romantic, but I will point out that our r…”

“As a man, I have a strong constitution. But as a document, I’m no Constitution …”

“I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it neede…”