Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

“You'll get into dreadful trouble and it won't be my fault. You are bad people.”

“He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old…”

“I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!”

“It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fa…”