Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Author: Mark Twain Copy Quote More from Mark Twain “Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” “How empty is theory in the presence of fact!” “It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's th…” “I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must…”