Alzheimer’s is the cleverest thief, because she not only steals from you, but she steals the very thing you need to remember what’s been stolen.

“I’m as American as de Tocqueville.”

“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the g…”

“I am the egg salad sandwich of love. The only problem is, I’m in the mood for a…”

“I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity, but I’m not ordained because the…”