Am I the only guy that holds a flute of champagne like it’s a musical instrument?

“I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.”

“I do every other every other. That’s how thoroughly unthorough I am.”

“If you listen to the rain long enough, you’ll eventually soak up the wisdom.”

“This financial crisis in Europe would have left Greece in Ruins, but it’s been …”