American civilization isn’t advancing as fast as our military is. The only problem is we should be retreating.

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“I got my windshield replaced for no apparent reason. So now I have a new windsh…”

“On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream ca…”

“Uncle Sam’s not related to me. He’s stuck his dick in the American Pie too many…”