An award winner recommended and commended someone’s work, and that someone later endorsed my work, so it’s like I’m an award winner twice removed. And I think that beats being the runner up to the runner up for a major award.

“There are 365 days in a year, and 360 degrees in a circle. Coincidence? I think…”

“He’s going to give me a piggyback ride home. He’s my designated walker.”

“I can provide a witness who didn’t see me at the scene of the crime. That witne…”

“I recorded the ding-dong sound that shoplifting sensors at the doors of Wal-Mar…”