An ear shaped like a question mark is not receptive to life’s answers.

“I had dried jizz on my pants, so I took it to my dry cleaners. My pants got cle…”

“Aside from the fact that you’re not my son, and I’m not a woman, do you think I…”

“We were wearing diapers at the same time. We didn’t grow up together, however. …”

“When somebody tells me they’ve had a bad day, I always respond in a somber voic…”