An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.

“A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoli…”

“I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that rea…”

“A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the excep…”

“She puts the “She” in Sheila. Who am I talking about? Why, Sheila, of course. I…”