An empty bag of chips would make a great sleeping bag, if it were larger. Or if I were smaller, thinner, tastier, and with 33% less fat per serving.

“When it doesn’t matter to you, that’s where I’ll find the most matter. The pile…”

“I carry a concealed weapon—high cholesterol. It’s deadly.
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“If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.”

“You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let…”