And If only I could, I'd make a deal with God...

“I think he'll be all sweaty because, let's face it most fat people get sweaty j…”

“Sorry to be so cynical, but this is New York”

“apparel, n.: There are times I don’t mind doing the laundry, because folding yo…”

“Dumbfounded adj. And still for all the jealousy, all the doubt, sometimes I wil…”