Any advice I might give a depressed person comes in the form of cyanide, and usually is a bit hard for them to swallow.

“I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seri…”

“Ryan Lilly is a Seth Godin fan, and that says something. Being a Helen Keller f…”

“A blanket could be used to suppress yawns. Just curl up in the technological wo…”

“A magician who could make the audience’s problems disappear—now that’s someone …”