Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy.

“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and se…”

“I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar playe…”

“I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none…”

“A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender say…”