Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet.

“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed …”

“If a clock represented a pie chart, then I just ate a slice of apple pie so lar…”

“I remember that year as well as he does, though I was really young then and he …”

“I rented a dress, but not an address. That I had to buy, though it made my ass …”