Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.

“I have been writing for about eleven years now. I went from elfish to elephanti…”

“A brick could be used as a hammer. A brick could be both a tool and a building …”

“I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.”

“I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat …”