Are you telling me you're lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire? Author: Kevin Hearne Copy Quote More from Kevin Hearne “this is weird, I feel like I should be telling you a story right now." Oberon” “She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a…” “She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the…” “Are you going to kick somebody’s ass?I don’t know. Maybe.Well, I’m not going to…”