Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I look more for the nudes.

“Nobody can make you feel ignorant but you—the you from before, the one who skip…”

“I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an a…”

“No matter how far or long you carry it, my love doesn’t weigh a lot. But if you…”

“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”