As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.

“I am an uncle, though this is not a new feeling for me, as I’ve been one before…”

“A brick has ten holes in two rows lining the center—perfect so that you and nin…”

“I have a pet frog. He sleeps in a king-sized bed, just in case he happens to be…”

“With Mildred Feeblemeister dead, I’m now the world’s 77th greatest grandmother.”