As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times.

“This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”

“A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those …”

“I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blo…”

“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.”