As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roof over your head.

“I don’t want to bring it up, but you do live on the top floor and the elevator’…”

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”

“Everybody loves you, but not as much as me. I love you more than any single per…”

“I’m thinking ahead to how I’ll be thinking back to me thinking ahead in this mo…”