As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone.

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a…”

“I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in…”

“Question for your life: If we were to kiss passionately for 30 minutes, would y…”

“I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotio…”