As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.

“I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a s…”

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”

“Being a parent is a gift, one which most men unselfishly allow women to keep al…”

“Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar…”